 HanoverF: You have to give Bob Villa credit, he does have a very inventive way of stalking... |
 TravisBickle: Chucky was found as a quick replacement, when Teddy Ruxbin's greeting, "I do obscene things to trees for honey," made the Catholics nervous. |
 AgentQ: "Dead dog! Dead dog for sale! Dirt cheap! You don't have to feed him! He can't sit or fetch, but he stays like a motherfucker! Dirt cheap!" |
 SkyMasterson: DeBeers: A diamond says forever...and so does a bullet in a vital organ... |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "Come give your Granny a kiss." "No way! You smell like dried urine." "Show some respect for your elders, you little shit. Now give me some tongue!" |
 E_B_A: "Now although it's not really necessary to use the severed finger of a small child for a pick, I find they make the best- WHY ARE YOU BOOING ALL THE SUDDEN!?" |
 Mildred: He hasn't been talking much to me laterly since I replaced his scale replica of Cinderellas Castle with this scale replica septic tank... |
 E_B_A: "Poorly Researched Theatre" proudly presents George Clooney as a a pimpin' Martin Luther King Jr. in the new film, "Martin tha Mack." |
 Artanas: Schwimmer Audition take 53: "I like, y'know, tabasco rubbed all over my nether regions." |
 E_B_A: Aunt Jemimah was found guilty of six counts of illegal syrup trafficking. |
 XTree: "What's that over there? HA! Made myself look!" (Pranks of the truly lonely) |
 Occupant: The Maytag Washboard repairman, circa 1782. |
 bajakirch: *whispering* "Don't tell the men, Miguel, but every time we drill for water, all that comes up is thick, black gunk. We'll be ruined." |
 E_B_A: "Just as Steve finishes his exact model of Pearl Harbor formed completely out of sand, he notices a sand bomber from Japan..." |
 HanoverF: "How about for $50 I get to call you Hooch and you nuzzle up to my crotch?" |
 Cerg: <slobber> <smooch> <suck> Bill began to suspect she was having an affair. |
 Muftak: Despite the laborious eight-hour operation, there was no way they could save the 386. |
 E_B_A: "Roger that Houston. He's also carrying moonbeams home in a jar. Over." "Fire at will." "Roger." |
 clover: Everyone thinks I'm psychotic... except for my friends deep inside the earth. |
 D_Idaho: Jeffery Dalhmer, the series. |
 Occupant: Tim Allen may not have been the best choice to play Quasimodo... |
 TravisBickle: The roadies escort Kieth Richards up on stage. |
 Angel_Noir: Note to self: clearly label shampoo and Kool Aid. |
 Psyko: "Shirl, don't be alarmed... but I think we're being followed. By Tylenol." |
 Artanas: "Oh Reginald, you remembered the rubber panties!" "Yehehesssss." |
 E_B_A: Terminator III: The Pinfield Suite (or, how the heck did Matt's voice get like that? Well, a bullet in the throat helps...) |
 Hippie: Corn! Corn corn corn corn corn corn-- *Hey, knock it off! You know we call it maize! |
 E_B_A: The amazing adventures of Narcolepsy Man: "Ahhh... must speed to the dange-zzzzzz..." *SCREEEE!* *CRASH!* |
 JediClone: Greeting's and welcome to Mutual Of Omaha's Wild World of Insurance Fraud... |
 Tumbler: This call is free. |