 Cerg: "Amplewoman! Save me!""I'm coming!" <crunch> "I wish they made these elevator shafts wider." |
 E_B_A: Mary, proud to have just completed a 10,000 piece puzzle, runs out of her house and trips into a thresher, becoming 10,000 pieces. Oh the irony. |
 HanoverF: Unfortunetly the clock had stuck Midnight, and Don Lapre was already starting to revert to his natura... no norma... no... usual form. |
 HanoverF: "Ok, I'll tell you one last time, Three guys go into a bar-" "Did they have any coke?" "Dammit Slater, there's just no talking to you!" |
 E_B_A: While brother Fred is out terrorizing teens in their sleep, Spiffy Krueger is forced to stay at home and terrorize his goldfish with tales from Reader's Digest. |
 Hippie: We've tapped into the datingbase for "Lowered Expectations." |
 Hippie: Hot plate, bed pan... they all look the same at three in the morning in the dark! |
 E_B_A: It was a painful experience, grading H.R. Giger's science fair project: the effects of industrial tubing and a screw-vise on hamsters. |
 Hippie: "Shoot! Elevator broke down! What do we do?" "Luscious sweaty threesome?" "I meant, call for help? Try to get out--" "I have to go with him on this. Threesome here." |
 Hippie: The Gen-X adaption of the comic book heroes, "Whatever's Archie." |
 clover: Did I ever tell you about the dream where I ride you like a viking, Tom? |
 Occupant: Nancy scrubbed for three solid hours before realizing she's been trying to scour off the pattern. And by then most of it was gone. |
 JediClone: <bonk!> "Hee hee!" <bonk!> "Ha ha!" <bonk!> "Dont worry, you'll get that T-2000 morph thru the bars thing right!" <bonk!> "keep trying..." <bonk!> "HA HA!" |
 TorgoX: Jeez, they could of sprung for a doorbell. |
 kilroy105: "Compton... 91187" |
 kilroy105: More proof that Carrot Top is immortal. not even a point-blank Quickening can kill him. Damn! |
 Artanas: Umm, Dad? What are you doing now? "Shhh, I'm polishing the doorknob...." That's sick dad! "Yeah, hee, I know!" |
 Angel_Noir: "I'm gonna jump in here to remind everyone that naked Twister was my suggestion" "Dad!" "Grease me up, boy." |
 Artanas: "Oooo, hold on there officer, no plungers for me" |
 Cerg: "Gee Bob. I don't think we're supposed to scratch each OTHER in public." |
 Mr13: "Medival Sexual Education featured a scroll entitled 'Thoust Crotch and Thee.'" |
 Mr13: "You know Charlie, throwing battery acid in my face is getting old, just pay me the freaking Alimony!" |
 Mr13: "Mom, I hate when uncle Boner comes to visit" "Shush boy, its for your inheritance." |
 MrTim: The infamous "acid flashback" scene from The Bill Gates Story. |
 E_B_A: "Yes... I know ma'am. He was a very patriotic hamster and he died bravely... but it's time to lay him to rest now." |
 MrTim: Let's see how Julie reacts with this compound in her bloodstream. |
 E_B_A: People stared in amazement as Jill's head imploded unleashing a whirlpool of darkness and frothing evil. |