 Angel_Noir: Remember when the bunny used to leave chocolate eggs? Pretentious bastard! |
 Agent_Moldy: Sister Glaack doesn't use a ruler. She simply raps students knuckles with her 10 inch tongue. |
 Dibbley: Bea Arthur in a Golden Girls blooper. |
 Agent_Moldy: "Zek said that Klork said that Jibwok told his sister's boyfriend's brother that Glak likes you!" |
 Angel_Noir: "Day Fourteen, she seems confident that we are on the path back to civilization, but something tells me that Tori Spelling is as lost in this house as I am." |
 HanoverF: .oO(Damn, never should have bit that pufferfish, sure hope this swelling goes down in time for my date.) |
 E_B_A: 'Course the fire department's plan to make it easier to see, and therefore much safer, backfired when people were impaled and/or electrocuted after landing on it. |
 Angel_Noir: "...and that's why computers are so important." "Is that a Communist flag back there?" "Oh course not, commrade,uh I mean Bob." |
 Dutchy: Pull on my neckerchief and I'll say one of five exciting phrases! |
 Artanas: "And when I wake up in the morning, I look at all the confusing knobs and bright thingees on the coffeemaker, and it hurts... right here." |
 E_B_A: "Pull his string for any one of the following exciting phrases: 'The trade deficit is waning,' 'Investments are cummulative,' and many more!" |
 Crow_Knows: She has huuuuge...tracts of land. |
 Cerg: Shaving her legs with batman special effects |
 AgentQ: "Hi! I'm Chase Masterson, and...and...*fzzrrccraaack*..." *snap* *thud* "Dammit! Her head fell off again! Get the tech crew back in here!" |
 Cerg: They were later fined $50 per stolen traffic cone |
 Doctor_Doom: The odd result of cross-breeding a human with a hamster. On the plus side, he can carry four quarter-pounders at a time in there. |
 KINGDINOSAUR: Near sighted assassins in the next issue of "Guns and Glasses." |
 E_B_A: "For another opinion, we now go to an average man in the street." "Well, I think-" *BEEP BEEP!* *CRASH!* "Augh!" |
 E_B_A: "Hey! This is apple juice I've been drinking! That means the doctor got my urine sample! D'oh!" (Capper switcheroo #1) |
 Occupant: Tom displays his latest CAT-scan. |
 E_B_A: Steve is rather smug for a guy who's just had most of his epidermis removed. |
 Gorosaurus: OK, OK...I know the Sci-Fi Channel's got a broad definition of "Sci-Fi" ...but the Zsa Zsa and Havey Korman Variety Hour?!?!?! |
 JediClone: Deborah come from a poor family. She had to sell her last name to buy food for her children. |
 E_B_A: "Now gettin' the torso through is the tough part, see? But once ya got the lower extremities into those whirling blades- whooboy! Talk about yer gravy..." |
 Hippie: Oooo, no, I'm sorry, Rod, the answer was "Burma" --looks like we've nuked your wife! We'll return to "Let's Nuke Your Wife" after this... |
 E_B_A: "And as for these claims that I'm lacking in intelligence, I can only say- ACK! SPIDERS! Oh! Phew! Just my hands folks... anyway..." |
 TravisBickle: And you may find yourself... surfing porn in your underwear... and you may tell yourself... this is not my beautiful site, this is not my beautiful wife! |
 HanoverF: Extreme Jenga, now if you pull out the wrong piece, it shoots out and impales you! |
 JoeCrow: Timothy Leary proudly displays the gaul stone he passed in 1969. |
 Hippie: Bill's simple game of cat's cradle got pretty rough. |
 Generik: Next, on the new game show Spit or Swallow, contestant Vanessa makes a decision which could earn a vacation in Hawaii for two! |
 KINGDINOSAUR: You know you need a Certs® when you can see your own breath at room temperature. |
 E_B_A: "Perhaps you were unware but a well-placed stick of butter or oleo can correct most posture problems. And it feels sooooooo good..." |
 E_B_A: "And now... some pictures of my vacation to the Vatican. It all started with a random autopsy on a Turkish gnome..." |
 Dibbley: "Tonight's broadcast will be done by Squeaky the Hand Puppet." |
 E_B_A: "Look I tell ya! Nude pantyhose! A socket wrench! You people just don't get it do you!?" |