 Mildred: 'Hey, that guy doesn't have a head... how about that...' |
 skratchpikl: "Hmmm... 'Ghonorheasyphilaids.' Symptoms: entire body turns blue. Uh oh..." |
 Mildred: "Pesky third eye keeps coming back... gotta run out and get some Ponds third eye Strips" |
 Mildred: "Jupiter!" "Jupiter!!" Jupiter!!!" "It's only a model." "Shhh." |
 HanoverF: "I don't think so you little shit, I called dibs on the giant oatmeal cookie, you can have the island of brussle sprouts." |
 buggeyes: MY GOD I HAVE PINK EYE! |
 Seltaeb: "Damnit! Left nipple's lactating again! Better tie a knot in it." |
 Occupant: One of the people in this picture is a loser. Can you spot him? |
 KINGDINOSAUR: [What If...porn stars became meteorologists] "The weather is going to be -hot- and -steamy- tomorrow." |
 quickdraw: Herve Villachez's lost audition for the "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers." |
 shifter: Shows That Never Made It #34: "Hewo, I'm Elmer Fudd, and this is Goth Chat." |
 Mildred: "Yeah man... I keep my stash right here... under my weed..." |
 E_B_A: Roger attempted to pass through matter, but instead he made a bloody mess out of a total stranger. |
 rogersbuck: Uh...Bill..it's a computer...you don't write on it!!! |
 Seltaeb: Due to standards and practices, we can only legally show you the top half of issue #1 of "The Sperminator." |
 mrsarkastik: "You think you're so hot with your long hair and cool jacket, well how'd ya like to have peat moss clingin' to yer nuts pal, huh?!" |
 captionthis: Sadly, Robocop was stripped for parts and used to repair police cars. His head, still intact, was used for a siren: "Woooooooooo citizen. Wooooooooo." |
 TravisBickle: It was a ballsy move for Xena to be the first to wear the combination breast plate-AM/FM radio. |
 HanoverF: P.S. As long as it's not my life |
 E_B_A: My God! They've stolen his wheelchair! |
 Artanas: Must be tough living life while haunted by the evil spirits of Air Supply |
 WookieeMonster: "This should be fun. I hear this Jim Jones guy is a pretty good public speaker." |
 JoeCrow: Who later went on to have a carreer in porn movies |
 HanoverF: You think his parents where trying to give him some kind of message with that name? |
 Dibbley: Buys big bags of brocolli by the buttload. |
 HanoverF: Order now and we'll throw in "Newt Gingrich Sings the BeeGees" for free! |
 Beedo: Halfway through the cloud forests of Guatemala, Kevin's mom realizes she left him Home Alone. Again. |
 E_B_A: "So Susan. Tell us, are there an side-effects to your cure for the common cold?" |
 XTree: "Nice crop o' chopsticks comin' up this year, Pa..." |
 Cleo256: "Rob, It doesn't matter how fast the train's going. I just don't think horizontal bungee jumping will work." |
 Seltaeb: It's surprising that these new graphic Playtex ads even made it to air. |