 Shamus: "Thank you for granting us this interview, Mr. Hughes." |
 JediClone: Ma, that woodpecker out back isnt getting any smarter! |
 E_B_A: I love this dunking booth... "Up next, First Wave, yet another of our crappy excuses not to show quality shows like Mystery Scien-" *BAM!* *SPLASH!* |
 quickdraw: Now HERE'S a great idea for a DOOM game. You get to gun down your family and friends! |
 E_B_A: That's some very Smurfy dysentery you have there... |
 amycamus: You know, that's pretty much what I'd expect to see on the instructions for silicone implants... |
 Muftak: TV Trivia #1138: Alphabet soup is often used to simulate the ocean. |
 Gersonk: That's right. This week I'll be taking down E_the_E. Next week, falling and crying will be the aspects of E_B_A's game. |
 GuloGulo: Someone needs to tell AT&T they should be more subtle with their ad campaigns. |
 JediClone: For girls so dense not even light can escape, dial the Universal Constant now! |
 Papahause: and finishes with ransom notes |
 E_B_A: In the last season of "Cosby," things get spooky when Heathcliff orders the Huxtable children to don sacred robes and make daily prayers to the Jell-O Shrine. |
 E_B_A: "Well these X-Rays revealed not only the source of your abdominal pains, but also those missing back issues of Sci Fi Magazine you were talking about..." |
 Artanas: Then there was the day Barney took a bigger snort than usual... "Hi kids! I love you, you spank me. We'll all be much more happy-" *THUD* |
 Artanas: "Piss on Tokyo? Sure, we all do!" |
 Artanas: "Press the button! Hear Robot fart and spin! Order..." *BLAM* |
 Markamillion: Dr. Smith is the Incredible Hulk! |
 E_B_A: "What should I tell 'em Tinkerbell?" "More 'Lost in Space' or people will die." |
 Jazzsoda: "Entrails? Alright! Mom, can I eat over at Billy's house tonight?" |
 keogh: Curious, Alvin put 50 cents into the slot instead of a quarter. VOOM! 10 years later, they're still peeling his ass off the soda machine. |
 Occupant: And then, out came a note that read "Stop throwing your garbage into our dimension." |
 Artanas: Ah, Thanksgiving at the Yuzna home... joyous |
 JediClone: Next up... idiots who do handstands in roller coasters. Hear the gutwrenching story of the brave Spatula Crew, after this break. |
 keogh: "If the bird dies, change the channel." |
 Angel_Noir: Then Sparky ate all the Glow Sticks. Bad dog! |
 E_B_A: "Palmolive? You're drowning in it..." |
 RussThornton: Yes, all sorts of strange items wash ashore at Lake Eerie. |
 Occupant: I may not know art, but I know what I hate. |
 TravisBickle: Secret autopsy photos of the lost "5th Teletubbie" |
 HanoverF: Shown in reverse order so it looks like they are getting younger... sorry folks, it's in their contracts. |
 quickdraw: "What does the Sci Fi Channel need to improve, Alex? Now I'll take Presidential Bimbos for $100" |
 Artanas: Okay, yes, those are nipple clamps. What are you driving at? |
 Sivle: "Ha, ha! Foolish mortals! Your bullets have little effect on Sci-Fi Cinematic Saturdays!" |
 Beedo: Noob & Mrs. Saibot's wedding photo. |
 Mildred: Vincent Price: "The Sci-Fi Logo is loose in the theather!!!!! Scream as loud as you can!!!!" |
 Generik: Darth Maul awaits his comrades, Darth John, Darth George and Darth Ringo as they prepare to record the Black Album. |
 E_B_A: And now, the black screengrab will perform some improv for you: "Okay... give me a color!" "BLACK!" "Good! Now a place?" "A COAL MINE!" "Perfect!" |
 Artanas: Death, show her you care |
 E_B_A: SciFi, in a blatant attempt to sell monitors to an unwitting public, has provided Scratch-N-Win screengrabs... enjoy! |