 Angel_Noir: Although a heart and a brain were the most popular request, The Great and Powerful Oz kept a spare clitoris or two lying around just in case. |
 Tumbler: "Hey guys, look where I found Bill ... Sue filed him under the letter W." |
 Artanas: Betty and Her Amazing Colossal Purse now continues. |
 AgentQ: Beck attends his father's funeral. "I...*sob*...I can't believe you're gone like a light with no filament, kick off your shoes and sink in the pavement..." |
 HanoverF: The lowpoint of VR headsets? Not knowing when your co-workers have wheeled you away from your computer, and into the mens room. |
 Jazzsoda: Oh, hey! I thought I'd never find the negatives from our bowling trip! |
 Artanas: "Betty?" "Yes?" "Can I have my large intestine back now?" "No." "Okay then." |
 mrBuggles: Whoo I'm beat. I must have abducted 15 people and mutilated 20 cows today. |
 E_B_A: Michael Jackson and Elton John: from the "It was bound to happen" catagory. |
 JediClone: Failed Supervillian #91: Baron Babushka |
 keogh: "You see, Mr. Tyson? How the world would be different without you?" "So you're saying I should live again?" "No, I'm wondering what took you so long to die." |
 Muftak: "Oh, of course I'm listening to you, dearest. .oO(That fern looks sooo tasty!)" |
 Artanas: Fortunately, Miss Gibson failed to catch the bullet between her teeth *THUD* |
 E_B_A: Harvey the Rabbit, next on an evening at the Improv... |
 Hippie: Mom was in the middle of cooking the roses on the Chevy when Billy came out to tell her about the hospital people ariving. |
 TsarStepan: The detective tried to handcuff 'Stubby,' but... |
 JediClone: Today, on This Old Anime House, were going to convert this studio apartment into a 20 story, solar-powered, levitating corptorate megatower of doom, with 3 mecha garages and hot-and-cold-fusion-running androids! |
 Artanas: "Todays weather. I'd be lying if I said it's going to be nice. Uh huh, it's going to rain ostriches and lepers. Now on to the 5 day forecast..." |
 Gnasche: How many snorts does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? |
 Brakster: Nobody likes Mary when she's 'Farting to the oldies.' |
 Hippie: I can't come home for dinner, honey, I'm in a meeting--and one of the clients looks just like you! It's--huh? Pictures on my desk? Damn old head injury! |
 Hippie: The Breakfast Club is back, and this time they've been framed for a crime they didn't commit! |
 Cerg: "John! You take him off that gas burner RIGHT NOW!" "Kids need discipline Marge..." |
 Jazzsoda: Hmmm, the extra-large soda WAS pretty big.. but then again this was going to be a pretty long movie. |
 D_Idaho: The standup comedy of Beck Hanson. |
 Artanas: "It's out sir." "Splendid! With no witnesses as well, nice work Niles." "Thank you sir." |
 HanoverF: Today on Ezikiels Playhouse, Non-stop Butter Churning! Only on TV From Hell! |
 TravisBickle: "Shut up, I'm trying to eat!" "Shut up, I'm trying to eat! Shut up, I'm trying to eat!" "Man, never get your doppelganger for a roomate." |
 E_B_A: "Your honor. I move that we adjourn." "Why?" "I'm disintegrating." "Stuff and nonesense." "But your honor- it's... rue... 'm... grating... ick... uch..." |
 Shifter: Oh my god, Santa IS real! But what's he doing to my donkey? |
 E_B_A: Ezekiel sneaks a bit of the nose candy before he and his kin go to raise that barn. |
 E_B_A: "Ahhh... I've climbed this mighty mountain in search of your wisdom oh great one..." "Wicky wicky! I'm the king of the cut on two turntables!" |
 cdevidal: "To the bookmobile, Robin!" |
 Artanas: Steven Segal... Mother Theresa... they're cops! |
 TravisBickle: Attention passengers, if you look outside the left-hand side of the plane, you'll see a senile old man singing YMCA. Throw stuff at him, it's funny. |
 E_B_A: "What? Oh THIS!? I fell on a concrete slab when I was 12 and they had to leave it or I suffer severe kidney damage. Hard to sleep on but ya get used to it..." |
 E_B_A: "Ack! My guitar! With my best friend's banjo! Cheating swine!" |
 GotMilk: Of course using human blood as a medium is illegal in most states. |
 E_B_A: "Curses Gideon! how do you sneak your Bibles into my every hotel room!? I WILL NOT BE SWAYED BY YOUR HOLIER THAN THOU BIBLE SNEAKING!" |
 Seltaeb: Barbara's sculpted wig of fudge fooled everybody... that is, until she spent a little too much time in front of the fireplace. |
 E_B_A: "Sorry son... you're just no good at indoor javalin... son?" |
 JediClone: Psst! The letter 3 is stalking me! Dont look at it! Just find me a safehouse, Ok. |
 Doctor_Doom: Jack soon discovered thar stuffing a ferret in his shorts for stimulation was NOT a bright idea. |
 Hippie: Man, what a night... did we play checkers? I'm gettin' weird flashes... |
 E_B_A: "Hello... is this Preverse Carpentry Emporium? Okay... about the giant albino nipple I asked to be installed next to my doorway..." |
 Occupant: The Plum Fairy Tabernacle Choir |
 E_B_A: Failed Superheros #6554656: The Incredible Smurf "Don't get me Smurfy... you wouldn't like me when I'm Smurfy..." |
 Artanas: "Hey folks, Satan's Penis here with a word about contraception. Love me love me!" |
 E_B_A: "Oh... my teenage years? It was fun! I got to solve wierd mysteries with Fred and Daphne and Shaggie and Scoob! It was a blast!" "I see." |
 Shimmergloom: Unfortunately, Bob was rather dumb, and was tricked into buying this notebook computer. |
 JoeAnthrax: "Psst, Dad...Is it alright if I'm turned on by mom's cleavage." "Well, that'd make one of us..." |