 Cerg: Not that they're not IN stores. It's just that nobody buys them. |
 SunSinner: Liars... you just have to go to the back of the shop and ask... it's kept back by the nasty little rubber novelty items... |
 Gnasche: An album that's SO HOT, it could only come from Omaha. |
 E_B_A: In fact, if you're lucky, Tone Loc may be driving the UPS truck that will deliver it to your door! |
 E_B_A: ...and buy Tone Loc's other classic hits like "Freaky Cool Sardine," "Feckless Cult Medusa," "Fickle Clam Medallion," and "Forklift Class Reunion." Call now! |
 Jazzsoda: SHUT THAT SHIT OFF --Tom |
 Orphan: So you can advertise LSD but you just can't use it? |
 Jazzsoda: "To hear a prerecorded message from Missy Elliott, press 704 on your phone now..." |
 Artanas: But it only takes you but a second to squeeze that hair trigger! |
 Occupant: THAT'S what this collection needs. |
 Artanas: Nice to see the Michael Jackson Chia-pet still around after a year or so... |
 E_B_A: "Okay but I need to get a quick drink first..." |
 kilroy105: That's not what *she* called it! |
 Occupant: Random entries from Cher's diary |
 TravisBickle: ...leading to a Nightmare Rash. |
 TravisBickle: ...and embarassing stains everywhere else. |