 MrTim: Photographic proof of Adolph Hitler's torrid affair with Raggedy Ann. |
 echostation: "...then you rub his nipple like this, see, Sweetie?" |
 JediClone: "o/'Blow blow blow your boat, gently down the stream..." "I dont think that's how the song goes, Chucky..." |
 Tacoriffic: "Mom, daddy says you dress me like a queer." "Well he should know..." |
 Cerg: All models are over 18 years old |
 MrTim: The Young Jabba the Hutt Chronicles, next time on "Films That Never Made It." |
 JediClone: Let me guess. This puppet's choice weapons of destruction are whips and constricting dog collars. right? |
 MrTim: The Harry The Horny Hobo doll was *not* a commercial success. |
 Cerg: Thousands of unwanted puppets are needlessly put to sleep every year. Remember, have your puppet spayed or neutered. |
 dileone: Because I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it... |
 E_B_A: Everyone knew it was coming... that night Michael Jackson strode into his infant son's room and performed drastic sugery... by God he would not fail THIS TIME. |
 E_B_A: Things take a negative turn for the Democrats when Bush, while trying to emphasize a point, utters Al Gore's name five times... |
 E_B_A: I guess there were already too many trees in the elevator for them to get on. |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "Whoops! The mood is a little low. Better put on some Barry White tunes." |
 E_B_A: Star Trek 2000! Starring William Shatner and, although we didn't tell him this ahead of time... HIS WIFE! All part of the wonderful Cruel Joke Network! |
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