 Jazzsoda: Huh, I thought they were kidding when they said they were going to use Christopher Walken in the new THX ads. |
 Hippie: That's right, Timmy, you ride the smaller bus because it's special, like you. |
 E_B_A: "Wow. I had no idea Jell-O was so volatile!" |
 BrakYeller: "Bitchin', man. Now them commie-ass gremlins'll think twice about messin' with my TV antenna on Christmas Eve!" |
 BrakYeller: Y'know, I never though that whole saying 'RuPaul' thing three times in front of a mirror would work, but now... |
 HanoverF: Dear Penthouse Forum, I always thought your letters were fake, but the other day I was approached by a quisinart who wanted me AND the toaster, I was nervous... |
 Katone: I wanted the hairdo of the other girl in the magazine! |
 animebabe: "What do you mean A-HA isn't around either? You know... 'take on me??' Man, the future BITES!" |
 JediClone: The Gillette floorboard. For the closest full body shave a man can get. The choice of Olymic Swimmers around the world! |
 Artanas: "Hey Earl?" "Yeah Hank?" "This plutonium." "Yeah, what about 'er?" "Shoo, sure is soft to the touch." |
 peloquine: "I tell ya Chad! Damn Flubber is flooding the engine! Look! The hood is glowing!" |
 Hippie: Sure, neat design, but just you try and play a "Puddle O' Warm Piss" card in a Magic tournament, see how far it gets you. |
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