 E_B_A: Mr. Rogers turns to the window, chuckles, drops his pants and pisses onto the faces of the crowd below screaming "I'm more popular than Jesus!" |
 MrTim: There you have it, folks. Proof positive that Windows is a virus. |
 Tumbler: "Dammit ... I'll quit smoking for good ... this time." |
 Psyko: [Mission Impossible theme] "Ooh, that rassafrassin' cotton-pickin' rabbit's done got me for the last time! Let's see what this small strategic warhead does..." |
 E_B_A: "Why no sir... I don't know anything about the employees getting drunk from the water cooler... wine? Well..." |
 JediClone: It was'nt how Kurt liked to slowly burn off tick with electrical wires just to hear em scream that was creepy. It was the fact that he kept reattaching new ones. |
 E_B_A: "Why I see your Schwartz is as small as mine!" |
 TravisBickle: That'll do pig. Er, I said that'll do pig. No, I don't want to see what you can do with a watermelon and a g-string. That'll do, dammit! |
 E_B_A: But enough about the O.J. Simpson jury. |
 JediClone: Chairface Chipendale gets lucky... |
 Mr13: Ted's ventriloquist act got real weird when he took out his penis and introduced it as "Mr. Gettin' Jiggly Wit It" |
 E_B_A: Roger turns into a Yellow Taxi Cab every full moon. |
 E_B_A: Then, Santa entered the Monotlith: "Ho ho ho! It's full of stars!" |
 E_B_A: Things seemed to be going well until a drunken Sprout knocks the Jolly Green Giant's corpse from the coffin... pandemonium ensues. |
 JediClone: Rhoda, Mistress Of The Dark |
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