 JediClone: When Cher was least expecting it, the Moon came back and kicked her ass. |
 kilroy105: Celine Dion... next on "Celebrity Blow-Up" |
 keogh: The "Mr. Wizard" companion show wasn't as successful: "Hi, I'm Phil the Firebug! On today's show, we take kerosene and an...AAARRRGHH!" |
 SunSinner: "Yes, Phil, I'm sure your Satan's Penis costume will kick ass at the Torkelsons' Halloween party... I just hope I can come up with something as good." |
 Cerg: "With a name like Smuckers..." |
 JediClone: Bride Of Pinhead. She'd show you some skin, if she had any. Wanna hear her make that ear-spliting shreik? Just throw some lemon juice on her. |
 Cerg: "Oh Hal. You're always so negative." |
 E_B_A: Hank's mastery of the subtle innuendo was renowned in western Idaho. |
 BuckFifty: "keogh?" "What the hell is Thomas Haden Church doing to that small Asian child?" "Judges?" *ding ding* |
 E_B_A: Hours ealier: "I'll just mix my Slim Fast and my protein shake with my Phen Fen. What's the worst that could happen?" |
 BrakYeller: "This year, why not vacation in Hell? Your passport's always valid, and it never rains! All major blaspheming 'Jesus' captions accepted." |
 E_B_A: Clive Barker's wardrobe by Ed Wood Jr. |
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