 JediClone: David Hasselhoff IN "Baywatch Compost Pile." Three things that go great together! |
 MadSigntist: "Well, we *thought* we were gnomes. Then, we grew so large we couldn't fit under the tree. Now, we work at Pep Boys." |
 E_B_A: Captain Caveman's parents are shocked to discover his body. The suicide note was a bunch of incoherant grunts. They blame Marilyn Manson and the media. |
 BrakYeller: Next on "Women Who Will Never Speak To E_B_A," Marsha. A seventeen year old dental assistant, cuttin' and scratchin' just aren't aspects of Marsha's game. |
 E_B_A: Hellraiser goes Broadway. When the people have their flesh torn from their bodies, they sing! |
 NightTrain: Ohh, Wilbur! You whisper the sweetest things... |
 TravisBickle: Lemonade stands and ice cream stands worked fine but it was NAMBLA's Flog the Schoolboy Stand that really took in the cash. |
 MadSigntist: 'Jawa Lust,' in video stores now! |
 Artanas: So those li'l Ashes survived after all! And producing a stage show no less, super! |
 Artanas: It's amazing what happens after you throw a bucket full of turpentine over Jesse Camp... |
 JediClone: o/' Little Miss Muffet sat at her corner, eating her curds and whey, along came a doctor, who drove up beside her, and asked for a $20 lay. |
 E_B_A: Disney's decision to have Mickey, dressed as a conductor, putting orchestral music to Hiroshima was in poor taste if you ask me. |
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