 E_B_A: "Come on, Timmy. Don't you want to play with your Nintendo?" "I hate you." "Well the very least you could do is try out the Rubik's Cube I bought you." "You suck." |
 RavenPoe: Steve ya missed it, Timmy ran into the wall again. 10 bucks says he does it again. |
 E_B_A: "Don't feel bad, Timmy... wanna watch some TV?" "I'm blind." "Oops! My mistake! Here... have some comic books." "You're a sick bastard." "I know..." |
 E_B_A: "Good news, sisters! We've figured a way to make the crucifixes vibrate!" *APPLAUSE* |
 E_B_A: We now return to Bob Evilla and "This Old Haunted House..." |
 E_B_A: "Come sit, my disciples... the time has drawn near, and as we partake of this, the last supper, I must share with you the wisdom of our most benevolent God in Heaven. Yay, and he spake unto me, three guys walk into a bar... the first guy has a trombone on his head, and he says to the bartender..." |
 E_B_A: "A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A... you guys really need to put up the money for a real siren... A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A..." |
 RavenPoe: Hi ho Hi ho it's off to work we go, with razor blades and handgrenades hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho... |
 E_B_A: "Next Psychic feeding at..." |
 RavenPoe: Here we see a rare glimpse of a man using the New York City's new public restrooms. |
 E_B_A: "And now... Stephen Hawkings rides the escalators! Only on the Cruel Joke Network!" |
 Artanas: Gynecologist? The hell.... |
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