 quickdraw: So, is it really good for your flowers? |
 AAAron333: On really heavy days, I just like to put the whole box in...I feel safer that way. |
 E_B_A: But their radio commercial's slogan "It's In Ept!" was a dismal failure. |
 Jazzsoda: "After our blind taste test between Liquid Plumber, Pepto-Bismol and new Comet, those that survived all preferred Pepto-Bismol!" |
 Occupant: Well, I'm all packed! Denny's, here we come! |
 kikboxgirl: "'Cause kids say the darndest things when they're drunk..." |
 Meldrick: There was a surprising demand for the new disease-causing breakfast cereal. |
 E_B_A: And now a quick look at Boy George's DNA... |
 quickdraw: You can put it on your dentures or you can snort it. |
 Hippie: Name three villians from the upcoming new Star Wars films? |
 HanoverF: The newsletter for the Jack Frost Victim Soceity |
 HanoverF: Drug of the Month Club? No wonder them Sheen boys been staying out of the news! |
 HanoverF: "I had a hard day mom, better make it a double." |
 Shaft: Scientists discovered a Jurassic Bold Helvetica San Serif font encased in amber. |
 Hippie: And now let's look at things from Robert Downey Jr.'s point of view... |