 E_B_A: "Hey Schwarzenegger! Pull my finger!" *RIP* "Aaaaaaaaaaa!" |
 Dibbley: "You really think so?" "Sure Ethel, a shorn scrotum enhances everything for me and Jasper. Give it a try." |
 PsiBolt: Honey, the clown wants to know if we swing... |
 JediClone: "What do you wanna do?" "I dunno what do you wanna do?" "Beat up some black guys?" "Hey!" "Oh, right. Hispanics?" "Let's ride!" <high five> |
 E_B_A: What you don't know is that the phone has ANOTHER mouth on the receiver. |
 Artanas: Chester: Virgo, prefers checkers over chess. Panties over BVD's. Likes strange bars. |
 HanoverF: Teller calls Penn, doesn't talk to him for ten minutes, and saves him 3 bucks by using 1-800-Collect! |
 Hippie: Your Time/Life operator Silent Bob. |
 E_B_A: "Televison!? Bah! I own one of those newspaper dispensers! THAT'S entertainment!" |
 E_B_A: If you're having trouble sleeping, there's always... |
 RavenPoe: Sorry I don't trust a toe tag that says best buy. |
 E_B_A: "Really guys... that's not necessary... no I DON'T wanna move to Honduras... oh come on! I'm worth more than $3.89! This is ridiculous!" |
 Artanas: "Connecting is easy, after a round of double-fisting!" |
 treefrog: I don't know John...Using a laser to cure a failing libido may not be a real sound idea |
 Hippie: Why'd you make me dress like this Carl? *Don't say anything, Urkel, just let me look at you! |