 UnReality: "So we're all agreed then? Geography is a tool of the Devil." |
 E_B_A: "Golly gee whiz! I wish I didn't get herpes... maybe Pop was right about that Panamanian hooker with no teeth... golly..." |
 amycamus: "When we start drilling, take down anything he says. Uh, but you can leave out the screams and stuff." |
 Agent_Moldy : The other girls thought Ellie was odd for never having had her umbilical cord cut, but at least they were never without a jump rope at recess. |
 E_B_A: A still fell over the student counsel as Tommy's bookbag began to speak up against the new bookbag policies. |
 E_B_A: "So I see your qualifications include running Steve Buscimi through a wood chipper... good... good... how about references?" "Shut the fuck up." "Fine..." |
 amycamus: Unlike the charming innocence of 'The Red Balloon', the sequel, 'The White Balloon', was full of menace and tragedy. |
 E_B_A: You'd think by the time the stumps had reached elbow length Bob would have stopped falling for the "Hey Bob! Someone left a $20 bill in the press!" but... |
 AngelNoir: Best Boy...Shakira?! The Hell?! |
 E_B_A: Eddie, long since retired from his lucrative career as a model for Iron Maiden covers, finds solace in cooking for his family and friends. |
 joshua_the_sam: The Pep Boys have just gotten weird since Tim BUrton started directing their comecials. |
 E_B_A: Of course you might be interested to know that a small clause in our insurance policies requires you to work the drive-thru at Hardees but... |
 AngelNoir: Part of the Gevalia convention was that Germany could no longer produce weapons of mass decafination. |
 E_B_A: "Remember kids! Just because it's Junior League doesn't mean it is too early to start off your football career with rape charges or drug convictions!" |
 AngelNoir: "Price check on 'AssWartsBeGone', I need a price check on 'ASSWARTSBEGONE'!" |
 E_B_A: With the Escobar Seal of Approval for nondescript package services. |
 E_B_A: "So No Smoking Plaque... where were YOU during the time of the murder? Well!? Not talking, aye?" |
 E_B_A: "But if the germs are so small, then why do they look so big inside the microscope." "Where did you get your degree in science, again?" "McDonalds." "Ah." |
 meldrick: "One false move, and Joanie gets it!""Chachi!""Hey, babe, guess I don't love you anymore." |
 E_B_A: "But see... Miricle Clean won't JUST render your spouse or unwanted houseguest unconcious! It will also dissolve the body! Let's watch!" |
 AngelNoir: "You fucked with the wrong eye care professional!" |
 E_B_A: Eddie, long since retired from his lucrative career as a model for Iron Maiden covers, finds solace in cooking for his family and friends. |
 AngelNoir: "Put me down for three on the Bears to beat the spread. What? '976-Boys'?! Well, in that case, put me down, spread me and beat me like three bears." |
 E_B_A: "Let's toss these kittens in the dryer and find out!" |
 AngelNoir: "Mister Uzi thinks otherwise!" "Uh, Mr. Charles, thats a revolver." "You get the point! Now, get me that mocca latte!" This is a bank." "Shit!" |
 E_B_A: "The funny thing was... I wasn't trying to drown her! That was accidental! What!? Waste all that time slipping small dosages of poison in her coffee each day?" |
 foxy7: Gary Coleman is the Elephant man |
 hippiemonkee: .oO I don't care what dad says, cheerleading IS a viable career option! Oo. |
 E_B_A: Kilroy Audition #25 |
 meldrick: Brent thought challenging the Grim Reaper to a game of pool for his soul was a good idea, til he saw all the trophies in Deaths parlor. |
 E_B_A: But enough about reasons Janet Reno lost... |
 meldrick: "Hello, remember me? Hosted Who Wants to be A Millionare? Used to be a big hit? Well, let me introduce you to my new friend, Mr. Omnicron high power laser." |
 E_B_A: Further controversy for the Bush children escalates when Jenna's head pops off from too much Cocaine at a press conference about family values. |