 Angel_Noir: Bob tried to hide his anger when someone else showed up at the office Christmas party dressed as a fat slob. |
 Artanas: "Well, what do you think of the pic? Keep in mind I don't 'really' have a staple in my belly button." |
 TravisBickle: "You got promoted over me? You?!? What are your qualifications?" "I'm an excellent driver, definately, definately an excellent driver. K-Mart sucks." "Well shit." |
 Hanover: "Do you have any comment on the police beating in-" "What's your stand on the new tax-" "Can you say hello to my pet turtle?" ... "WHO LET KOLCHAK IN HERE?!" |
 Hippie: See, mom? You left yourself wide open to that one! I was right behind you with the bat! Never let anybody get the upperhand like that! |
 Seltaeb: My worst fears confirmed... Kolchak's collected ten years worth of fan mail, and he's gonna roll around nude in it... |
 Seltaeb: "Ouch!" "Carl, it seems odd to me that you always seem to 'accidentally' back into my pen set whenever you enter my office..." "Ow!" |
 E_B_A: Everyone hung their heads in shame as Carl pranced around on his new hobby horse. |
 E_B_A: "Have you dug up any leads?" "Are they in my nose too?" "Get out of my office, Carl!" |
 HanoverF: "Wow! A Heinz 57! Great year!" |
 Seltaeb: Hot on the lead of a helpful old lady, Carl now has a rock-solid trail on finding "the beef." |
 E_B_A: "Uhhh, Carl.I very much doubt Art Linkletter PERSONALY wanted to share his love of Craftmatic Adjustable Beds with you and your proposal is just plain obscene." |
 JediClone: Carl throws a Surpise Yardsale. |  Seltaeb: How appropriate. I'd vote for a guy named Talcum to become the Goo Governor. |
 Hippie: Never a cannibal before, Carl was now strangely hungry for Talbot. Advertising never worked like it was supposed to on Kolchak... |
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