 E_B_A: "If you're like me, you keep your money invested in full yield trust funds. You also use duct tape as underwear." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: "...and, if you're like me, you enjoy a nice plate of speghetti. You also like to rub that speghetti into every possible orfice on your anatomy." |
 Jazzsoda: "If you're like me, you probably have three former supermodels sewn together in your bathtub... Uhm, cut?" |
 E_B_A: "If you're like me, you paint to pass the dreary days away. You also have some blackmarket organs stashed away for the winter." |
 E_B_A: "If you're like me you enjoy long walks through the park at sunset. You also staple meatloaf to your chest and sing showtunes." |
Artanas: "If you're like me, you enjoy sailing. You also demand payment for inventing the letter T." |
 E_B_A: "If you're like me, then you find pleasure in collecting stamps. You also find pleasure in sticking them to your writhing, naked body." |
 E_B_A: "If you're like me then you enjoy a walk on the beach at sunset with a close friend. You also store your money in various body cavities." |
 SunSinner: Call now, and I'll tell you a story so spicy it'll make any young girl spend a sweaty night between twisted sheets. |
 Artanas: Here at DeVry, our counselors are here to help you with your scholastic necessities such as therapy and psychopathic urge supression. |
 animebabe: Tonight on COPS: "Yep. being a small town cop is tough. Today we're rehanging these pictures. Could get pretty dangerous. Better stay back." |
 Artanas: "So, how's that dead hooker in your suitcase? You can't deny it, I have photographic evidence!" |
 keogh: "Don't let the flag fool you, I'm a Commie to the core. What? Oh...not a selling point? Then she's a grand ol' flag. Yup." |
 E_B_A: "Yeah yeah yeah... yuck it up you insensitive bastards. What is it now? Commies escaping my rectum? Perhaps my teeth are made of spam? You make me sick." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Jazzsoda: "Kinda steep? *smiles* Weeeeell, my little Captioneer friends, it looks like your precious Insurance Guy sleeps with the fishes!" |
 E_B_A: "Hi. Do you often impersonate the Insurance Guy? Would it bother you to find out he was stuffed in a burlap sack? Wanna see my winky?" |
 PsiBolt: Your life is meaningless... No one will remember you... We're all gonna be worm-food... |
 E_B_A: "Insurance Man? Lord no... I'm the Unsure Man... well... maybe I am... wait... no... er..." |