 Occupant: Heartily endorsed by Michael Keaton and The Amazing Amplewoman I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: "We're sorry Amplewoman! Don't hurt us! Here, take our firstborn, just don't sit on us!" |
 Generik: Call now! $59 can be yours for only three monthly payments of $29.95! |
 E_B_A: "Want to quit not smoking? Tired of people telling you that you don't smell like cigarettes? My new video is the answer!" |
 Seltaeb: And get Clue at a reasonable discount! |
 Jazzsoda: I'm not sure I understand why it comes with all the 8mm films of Carleton killing wild animals with his bare hands, then again maybe I do. |
 Artanas: "...and reserve a space on my mantle for your cranium once I have peeled and pitted it!" |
 Occupant: Also available in Morse Code and finger shadows |
 GotMilk: Little known byline of "Little Women" |
 Cerg: ...and make little or no money!!! |
 Cerg: *warning: Always wear gloves when handling Don's package |
 HanoverF: Removes fingerprints from candlesticks, revolvers, knives, everything but from that pesky rope... |
 Artanas: "Castrol or Windex? Who cares? They're only children!" |
 E_B_A: Napalm Brite helped clean up Hiroshima too! I DON'T GET IT! |
 Occupant: You think Fran has an amazing ass? You should see my testicles! Bright, shiny and highly reflective thanks to daily scrubbings with Napalm Brite. I DON'T GET IT! |
 AgentQ: And it's perfectly safe! |
 Seltaeb: "Zacky Farms -- Where only the finest stillborns are frozen for freshness and... SOMEONE MAKE THE BOOING STOP!!" |
 TravisBickle: Man, I wish Ron Jeremy never went into the frozen food business. I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: "Gets rid of that pesky evidence!" |
 Hippie: Soap is good food. |
 E_B_A: Don Lapre deepthroats a Milky Way while cheerleaders chant for more bleach in the public water system. What does THIS have to do with putting ads in newspapers? |