 Meldrick: *Tap-tip-tap* "My wife says she doesn't regret trading in her voice *tap-tap-tip-tap* to you at all, Mr Sheets." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: "Go ahead, shoot me! I'm invunerable!" "Hank?" "I am eternal!" "Er...can we get back with the hunting now?" "Flooey!" |
 Tumbler: At least Aunt Mary has a good view of the garden .... from her room beneath the porch. "Awww Mom, I fed her yesterday ... it's Sally's turn." |
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 Hippie: Ooo, no applause at all on that one, Pete! Guess we'll take the sledgehammer to Mr. Kitty now! |
 E_B_A: Just when a testimonial seemed iminent, Steve noticed the shiny, new buttons on the directors coat, and was mesmerized for minutes. |
 Artanas: "And if you order now, I'll scroll the camera down so you can watch Gary Coleman do his thing." |
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 Cerg: These people stopped living months ago. No one seems to have noticed. |
 Hippie: Let's check out the meal Patrick Swayze's preparing... I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: Didn't he play the turtle in all those Bugs Bunny films? |
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 Artanas: "No, like this McCorkle..." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Gorosaurus: Man, I love nature! Out in the open, away from the hateful, technologically obsessed outside world... yeah... now it's time to post on alt.flame... I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: I recommend.... amputation I DON'T GET IT! |
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 Generik: ...Then found out that Soylent Green was people. "But wait 'til you try new CHOCOLATE Soylent Green!" |
 E_B_A: "And with the new Ronco Dust Shammy you can even clean up those ashes left over from those Jewish cremations you performed last weekend for-I SAID STOP BOOING!" |
 Jazzsoda: Swiss-Army Idiots. |
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 Laserblast: "NOT ENOUGH MEMORY. [A]BORT, [R]ETRY, [F]AIL?" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Hippie: Thinking of a better world, where blondes aren't made fun of, and are treated equally. A world inhabited by rocks. |
 E_B_A: "Now, although most recipies don't call for a basket of dirt from the homeland..." |
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 Artanas: "Due to the McCorkle Disclosure Laws, I'm restricted from removing this ball and chain." |
 AgentQ: "Come. Try some of this." "No, that's okay." "I insist." "I'll pass." "Really." "Lady, stop grabbing me!" "FEAST ON THE DARK ENTRAILS OF GOR-D'ZARKL!" *screams* |
 E_B_A: "I want YOU to join the minions of Satan! Tee hee!" |