 E_B_A: In fact, if SciFi were repsonsible at all, you would never see these infomercials. |
 Artanas: "Hee hee! I just remembered where I left my broomstick!" |
 E_B_A: "Iiiiiiiiiiiit's BACON!" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "So there I was, lying naked on highway 40 covered with peanut butter and...what? You wanted an amazing story, didn't you?" |
 Occupant: Looks like Don sat on the desk pen again. |
 E_B_A: That's the third 800 number Don's inhaled in a week! Surely that's doing something to his brai-er, forget I even brought it up. |
 Laserblast: I always like this part of the infomercial, when Don has a violent manic-depressive mood swing and beats the crap out of the cue-card boy. |
 E_B_A: "Wow! And you say its name is 'Steely Dan'? RAPTURE!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Hippie: Order now and receive HELMETS OF POWER! Allow you to communicate telepathically with anyone! (WARNING: This may be complete and utter bullshit) |
 E_B_A: "Hi! I'm God Lapre! Imagine all the horrible souls you could bring to salvation simply by placing cheap ads in newspapers across the country!" |
 E_B_A: "If you're stupid and you know it clap your hands!" |
 Artanas: "...and here's a word from our spokesman, Flesh Puppet Don!" |
 E_B_A: "Ha! Rock beats scissors! Call! Just call!" |
 MedusaD: "S'cuse me, gotta see if my sheets are dry." |
 E_B_A: "So, father, do you like my new decor? It's the Shroud of Turin." "The- the shroud?" "Had to scrub really hard to get the stains out, though..." *GASP!* |
 Mr13: "And what supple, sweet and firm equity." |
 Artanas: "I always hated you Lambchop! Die! Die! Die! Diiiiiiiiie!" "Dad?" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Dibbley: Comes with razor, mirror and straw. MAGIC! |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "If John Henson doesn't deliver the ransom money, say adios to senor sock." |
 Artanas: "I am the Amazing Asso. I tend to make things disappear. Where does it go? Well, can't tell you, we're on TV." |
 Dibbley: At home liver transplants. Not surgery... MAGIC! |