 Mr13: "The Governor of Arkansas would like to know if you want to have some...'Lays.'" |
 NurseNoir: Not sufficient legal reason for drawing, quartering and eating your neighbor... |
 treefrog: That is an insult to psychos everywhere. |
 Meldrick: Well, I usually pay top dollar for my child slave labor but since he's free I'll take him even with the deformity. |
 screaming_fist: News Flash: Blimpie Owner Eats Arm by mistake. Still stands by his product's tastiness. |
 E_B_A: Having his right hand surgically removed and replaced with a pizza seemed like a good idea at the time, but later became a curse. |
 HanoverF: I don't know about you but it seems everytime I go to a movie there's a kid sitting behind me kicking my seat and spilling his ectoplasm on me |
 Cerg: Erkel had annoyed him once too often, but he went great with a fine red sauce... |
 AgentQ: Meanwhile, children starve in the streets. God bless America. |
 Angel_Noir: It was always so embarrasing when wack DJs were busted by E_B_A's "That Ain't a Turntable You Scratchin' On Squad." |
 amycamus: "Hey! These chips have bones!" |
 E_B_A: "Dave, your mission, should you choose to except it, is to rub out a certain red-haired, pig-tailed young lady named 'Wendy.'" |
 Jazzsoda: Poor kid. Doesn't even know he's eating Pooh Bear. |
 Occupant: Gilbert Gotfried reveals himself to be a closet Chiquita banana |
 Artanas: Survey says : lost finger |
 Angel_Noir: "Time to make the body snatching pods..." |
 cscott: For something a little different, serve Flubber with your meal... |
 scicle: "The matter compression machine is a success! Look Frank, it's your sub from Subway." |