 AmishGuy: Thank God I found this tree! I really had to go! |
 zombiewoof: Which is ironic, since most of their employees only work there because they were downsized. |
 HanoverF: Like oil and water... or is that nitro and glycerine? |
 Pazuzu: Mmmm mmmm, eyelids |
 HanoverF: Or as we like to call it, I Can't believe it's not Beef Lips and Pigs knuckles |
 Artanas: Behold the power of ignorance |
 E_B_A: I thought it meant the rice was very small. |
 Artanas: Well, sure it is, what with all those skull fragments from his head |
 E_B_A: "Yep. Richard was workin' away at the old Nestle factory like any other day when he slipped and BOOM! Now we gotta hold his funeral at 7-11. *sniff!*" |
 E_B_A: Fastfood drive-thru skiing. A short-lived fad. And I do mean SHORT-LIVED. Ouch. |
 darkvortex: 'Embarassing bed pan stains making your home look like a county hospital?' |
 demanufacture: ...with ribbed Trojans. |
 Kilroy105: "We secretly replaced this can of Folgers with Folgers... lety's see if coffee drinkers can tell the difference..." |
 shatter_bugs: Peel away your vegetables to reveal the alien larvae underneath. |
 Hippie: *snap* My leg! Curses! But you can't stop Breaded Cheese Man, only slow him down! |