 AgentQ: "The body of Christ." "Amen." "The blood of Christ." "Amen." "The Cheerio of Christ." "The what?" "Oh, so cannibalism is okay, but Cheerios: ew?" |
 E_B_A: We now return to "Tree Spotting with Sonny Bono" only on the Cruel Joke Network... |
 Angel_Noir: Sure, Bob could have just shot people from the clock tower, but hurling Harleys at them seemed to have more pinache. |
 E_B_A: "I've seen this before... Venitian Voodoo curse..." |
 Artanas: "Wow, Chucky can fly!" "Sure can Timmy, and you can too with the proper materials. Want some crack?" "Yippie!" |
 E_B_A: "From the looks of the body I'd say the killer used new lemon-scent Pine Sol..." |
 Artanas: All's not quiet on Lori's front as the Jello cubes begin their sneak attack, a bitter battle ensues... |
 E_B_A: "Blue's Clues" will be pre-empted today due to a tragic car accident... |
 Artanas: "Ummm Ted, what are you doing?" "Pictionary, I'm trying to picture myself with some dairy and Anna Nic..." "Er, I'll be outside." "Okay." |
 Artanas: The UPS strike is stopped to a halt with the appearence of Jean Claude Van Damme, next on "Poorly Researched Theater." |
 HanoverF: "Behold the Power of Cheese!" "C'mon Rob, we've got customers." "The Power of Cheese Compells You!" |
 GotMilk: I smell entrapment!!! |
 Artanas: Thoyd Bridges and Phil Cosby... they're cops... and cashing in on mistaken name recognition! This fall on NYPDWho? |
 HanoverF: With the lights down, horny callers don't know it's Joey Lawrence. |
 E_B_A: "Guess who! It's me! Gee- this is a lot more fun with other people..." |