 Artanas: Steven Segal... Mother Theresa... they're cops! |
 HanoverF: "Take full natural strokes? Wait a minute, just what are you trying to sell, Mister?!" |
 E_B_A: "The string's in place. Slam the door man... I'm ready." "Are you absolutely SURE you don't wanna pay for a vasectomy?" "Nah... too expensive. Slam it man." |
 HanoverF: Landscaping by Cthulu |
 Tumbler: I love the bar scene from Star Wars ... wow, look at the freaks ... Hee hee. |
 Hippie: Zero Mostel in "The Masturbating Preacher." Okay, now I think Disney is actually trying to offend the religious nuts. |
 E_B_A: "Look at THIS guys!" Just then, he realized he had confused his Viagra with those shrinky dinks. |
 Hippie: "...open the church and see all da people!" "Cathy! I'm afraid as a minister I can't endorse this absurd new religion of yours!" |
 E_B_A: Wow. Is it tax time already? |
 E_B_A: "You wanted to see me, Sir?" "Yes. Pardon me while I rub you vigorously against the chalkboard." "You lost the eraser again." "God bless your Goth dress-code." |
 BrakYeller: "'That lump is cancer.' Mommy! I don't like this fortune cookie." |
 Holy_Tera: Fine Dining Lesson #107 : If the grim reaper is your waiter... ask for another table. |
 Dibbley: Bozo the Clown was torn apart by an angry crowd much to the delight of the Baptist Ministry. |
 Jazzsoda: "Baby's got back!" "Dad?" "Let's see if you can cop THIS move, Energizer Bunny!!" "Dad, get inside!" |
 E_B_A: "I'm shaking off the oppressive yolk of this capitalist society for a life of truant vagranism." "I'm rebelling against the monetary values of our country with a bottle of Thunderbird!" "Here here my good man!" |