 Shimmergloom: I can't believe it took four bullets to shut that crying baby up. |
 Angel_Noir: "Is that what I think it is?" "Yeah, I did just what you told me to." "Son, when I said 'Take care of Grandma,' I didn't mean *TAKE* care of her!" |
 JediClone: "Tonight on Rescue 911:" "I got a paper cut!" "Why aren't we getting better stories?" "We would Mr. Shatner, but the participants are afraid they'd haveta meet you." |
 keogh: Sharon knew she couldn't go on like this, decapitating her husbands and sticking their heads in bowling bags. She knew she needed to give up bowling. |
 E_B_A: Look out folks! Dan Quayle's got a pair of safety scissors and he's ready to wreck swarthy vengeance on all those who've wronged him! |
 Artanas: "Did you hear that Jill?" "Huh?" "Somebody just yelled 'lil buddy'!" "Oh hush." "There it goes aga... ack! There's an island on your head!" |
 E_B_A: Like it or not, this IS an ad for Windex... uhhh... parents. You may want your kids to leave the room. |
 Mr13: "Cum by ya M'lord...Cumb by-Arrrrh....Arrrrgh Arrrrgh!!!" |
 GuloGulo: Even though he now held the world's record for balancing a doggie turd on his upper lip for three weeks straight, Richard still wasn't happy. |
 E_B_A: If Agent_Moldy was bringing us two scoops of raisens... |
 GersonK: "FOUR chambers!? Good thing I checked that out before going in there." |
 Artanas: Dammit, this Christmas "I" want a Tickle Me Gwenyth doll! |
 echostation: "Come have a look at this, Zeke....The boy's got an electric pencil sharpener in his ear!" |
 Artanas: "Kees me! Kees me!" "Umm Dad? What are you doing?" "Kee... hey, knock next time! Bah!" |
 HanoverF: "Let's not move." "Why? Do you want to bask in the moment? Remember this for a lifetime?." "No a scorpion just crawled up my pant leg." |