 Artanas: "Hello, I'm Mitzy, your Time Life lover like no other. How's your scrotum tonight? Mhmm. Okay, got any marmalade? A tuning fork? A piece of tape?" |
 TravisBickle: The Baldwin Brothers never mention their drunk and mentally abusive father, or Skippy Baldwin, the brother still locked in a crawlspace somewhere. |
 E_B_A: "Hey... the answer is: 'This is a four-letter word for human reproduction!'" "Alex! You perv!" *SLAP!* |
 E_B_A: "I don't know honey... maybe the clitoral gown makes you look like a sex-symbol but I don't think that's what the modeling agency had in mind..." |
 Angel_Noir: Click on age to see hot photos... |
 JediClone: "This is a bad rap! The conviction will fall apart on apeal." "Visiting hours are over! You'll have to hang up now." "Hang in there Kiddie Pool! I'll get you free!" |
 Artanas: . o O (Damn duct tape marks...) |
 E_B_A: Ewan McGregor action figure now in stores! Action not included! |
 Hippie: When the full moon comes out, Ted's Were-Amish curse takes hold and he rushes out into the night to raise barns. |
 E_B_A: "Honey... I know you're a gynocologist but MUST you keep bringing your work home with you?" |
 TravisBickle: Yeah, what with the students going berzerk lately, I'm glad I'm out of high school, let me tell ya. |
 Artanas: Closer examination of the Psychic Talk USA hostess reveals her hidden Olympic stadium |
 Hippie: "Remember THIS voice?" "You ain't a lumberjack, sister, you best get into the paper towel business!" "Brawny, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!" |
 E_B_A: "We now go live to the crime scene where the United States was brutally gunned down last night..." |
 Jazzsoda: Amish Peep Shows. |