 JediClone: Due to a typographical error many customers were taken aback when the white lab rats arrived in the mail. |
 MrTim: Yes, if orks raid your village within thirty days of our treatment, we'll give you your money back! |
 Artanas "Hello. Have you ever sat upon a naked Rhowandan? Do you sing sweet love ballads to your crotch on a daily basis? Are you made of raspberry? Call me!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Agent_Moldy: Backed by EvilCo. |  Angel_Noir: Home improvement tools that didn't work: The Fiber Optic Rake. |
 MirandaRamsey: *Sob* "Yes. YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES!" |
 MrTim: And don't forget to use your mutant power to energize the racket. |
 MrTim: How the heck did *this* make it past the censors?!? |
 Scouty: *Included: gold and silver stars for good workers. Mr. Yuck stickers for baaaad workers* |
 JoeCrow: Bob's "People Wash 'n' Breakfast Club" had little impact with the major consumers |
 Hippie: Keeper of the Official Flava Flav Museum. |
 HanoverF: Up next on "You Asked For It"... Beau Bridges White Water rafting in acid... my does that burn... |
 JoeCrow: Shit 'n' Spin |
 Hippie: Hell yeah a $39 value! I've been looking for a speech-impaired bird to fuck up my puddy tat. |
 JediClone: You all scoff now, but I tell you there's a fortune to be made in bootleg model train decals! |