 two: Elaine found her dates really opened up to her when she wore Gumby |
 E_B_A: Gary Larson's "The Day After." I DON'T GET IT! |  Generik: Playskool's My First Guillotine. |
 E_B_A: Fifteen children hugged by mad hugging youth at school today. Congress to demand stricter hugging laws. Hollywood blamed for "all that on-screen hugging." |
 BrakYeller: "...and Salvador Dali said unto the waiter, 'bring me a flaming phone book!', and it was..." |
 E_B_A: "Drug test! Getcher drug test! Excuse me, sir. Please wait in line." |
 E_B_A: And now, Uncoordinated Man will amuse you... "It's fun to stay at theeeee... *BONK!* Ow!" |
 Artanas: "Whatever you say Mr. Gacy." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Ric_Shaw: Previously on Batman: Lizzie Borden stalks the dynamic duo. |
 MrTim: Darth Maude |
 cdevidal: "Hey Mommy! Look what I regurgitated!" |
 E_B_A: "Welcome to David Lynch's Burger House. May I take your order?" "Give me a number 3, supersize, a human ear, and shoot me in the head." "Coming right up!" |
 JediClone: "Nell Keely, now that you've won $10 million, what do you have to say?" "McMahon smells like beer and old mayonaise." "Why does EVERYONE have to point that out?" |
 E_B_A: "Time for your bath, son. Come on... out from under the bed now... I'm using off-white latex today... should give you a nice even veneer... son?" |
 MrTim: Me Ishmael. I DON'T GET IT! |