 BrakYeller: "I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T USE PINE SOL!!!" |
 Occupant: Janet just rambled on and on and on as Betty ushered her quietly over to where they sell the cattle prods. |
 Jazzsoda: He was about to go with Summer's Eve but she seemed to know what she was talking about... |
 TravisBickle: Yikes, and I thought the Blair Witch was scary when you didn't see it. |
 E_B_A: "Perhaps you should be using Clorox in a well-ventilated area, lady. We're not supposed to talk, you know..." |
 Tinsel_God: "Seriously, though, you DO bleach, don't you? I mean, that CAN'T be your natural cap color..." |
 E_B_A: He's happy because someone just drove up and that means it's feeding time. |
 Cerg: "Time for your bath Billy." |
 Doctor_Doom: One-up-manship in the "I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap" brand of parenting. |
 E_B_A: "Kids don't know it's not cough syrup!" |
 Hippie: Exhibit B... this is your jacket, isn't it, Miss Brite? *silence* Rainbow Brite? Is it your jacket? Did you murder him or not?!? I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: 1) Rotate 45 degrees 2) Squeeze trigger mechanisim 3) Spray and proceed to melt more fat off the ass of Big Bad Mama Pinesol |
 E_B_A: Little Susy's skin medication carried with it some startling side effects. |
 Oz517: Plug-Ins??? What a name for a tampon! |
 Shifter: Funny, the mildew on MY bathroom tile always spells out, "You can't hide from us forever, sinner." |