 Artanas: "Yeah, a devils haircut....had it in mind recently" I DON'T GET IT! |
 peloquine: "I'm a back pack son!" "Mom! I can't go to school like this!" "Hush! Stick your books in me!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Psyko: "Honey, you ever wonder what would happen if you just jammed your fists into your eyes and peeled your face off?" "Yes. Don't." |
 E_B_A: We now return to "Bill: Human Pez Dispenser," only on the What Have I Been Drinking!? Network... |
 E_B_A: Tired of scrubbing those cadavers by hand? |
 bullseyetm: "Made with actual doves." |
 Sarchasm: Is it just me, or is anyone else troubled by the fact that the bottle is shaped like a coffin...? |
 GersonK: Putting the lotion directly into the Kleenex? I don't think they know why I'm buying those items. (Oh man, did I say that?) |
 Cleo256: "...or I get to have my way with you." |
 Valshiro: "New Cauliflower scented Zest!" |
 MildredPierce: God's Psychic Network. |
 keogh: "Sorry I took so long. I had trouble with the rinse on my 2 o'clock." "Who's that hanging from the ceiling fan?" "My 2 o'clock." |