 AgentQ: As the wheels crunched over his vehicle, Jerry thought to himself, "Boy, I really shouldn't have went with economy size..." |
 Occupant: The truck Rolls Royce would make if Rolls Royce made trucks . . . which they don't, so that's kind of an empty claim really. |
 E_B_A: "I fell for one of those new, cheap cardboard cars. And then as soon as I filled it with gas and started her up, she burst into flames." |
 Hippie: Where as the Neon says "Hi!," angst-ridden Toyota Supra, with something to prove, gets in your face and says, "You wanna start some shit?" |
 E_B_A: Somewhere in the storage warehouse, a baby is wandering around... I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: Because so much is rolling over into a flaming wreck on your tires... |
 E_B_A: "So... how much for a lube job?" |
 Shrapper: Coming this holiday shopping season, "Gumby, the Transformer!" |
 Artanas: "I am....the greatest" Muhammad Audi, coming soon |
 E_B_A: Hitler, Stalin and Mao Tse Tung? What kind of car repair is this? |
 TravisBickle: Children pleasure us. Police arrest us. Inmates trade us for smokes. |
 E_B_A: We'll sell the fronts to the cars on a later date. |
 Dibbley: ...was not made in America. |
 Hippie: Block the sunlight from your precious baby with the Mazola Corn Girl window shade! |