 E_B_A: "No really! I'm on the Mercury dime!" |
 SirMildredPierce: Yup... your skull looks pretty flat too... So wanna go on a date, sis? |
 Shifter: Years later, Fred's career would once again soar when he was cast as Buzz Lightyear. |
 AgentQ: "Mrs. Mitner, you make the best damn meatloaf ever! What's your secret?" "Have you seen your dog lately?" "No, why?" |
 E_B_A: Sure they were all 'A's but gee if report cards didn't make dandy rolling papers. |
 Artanas: . o O (Strange, Timmy's never brought a goat's head home before) |
 Shaft: It's the new Barbie, with new abusive boyfriend, Tony. "Gimme the keys to your dream car, babe, I gotta get some beer." |
 AgentQ: *snap* "Oh, fer criminey, Mildred, I've told you a hundred times about leaving this mousetraps out in the open. I've only got two toes left on this foot now." |
 Occupant: o/' Then one day, he was shootin' at some classmates . . . |
 E_B_A: Janet was too amazed as to how the stranger had made her sister disappear to consider the darker overtones. |
 Cerg: "All right Mr. Gacy, but I have to be back in an hour..." I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: Todd would often play itsy bitsy spider instead of actually polishing shoes and people would pay him out of pity. |
 AgentQ: Nothing brought out Janie's smile like the sight of a crippled old man screaming wildly as he's eaten alive on the ground by thousands of swarming red ants. |
 E_B_A: "Sorry Jonny. I can't go to the prom with you. I have a spear stuck through my head." |
 E_B_A: Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln was a member of the Hitler Youth- brought to you by your friends at "Poorly Researched Theatre." I DON'T GET IT! |