 E_B_A: "Don't worry Mister... I'll put your face back together just fine. This is all part of the miracle that is Plasty Surge 2000! Watch as it rejoins those delicate nerve endings!" |
 TravisBickle: Jesus Christ, George, only cactus in a hundred miles and you have to sit on it. You and your sick perversions! |
 Brakster: Dance of the Living Dead. |
 keogh: "And how was Ladies Night?" |
 Reynard_T_Fox: "Oh, Harold, I can't control my passion any longer!" "Neither can I, Emma!" *they rub noses* "Whew! Got any cigarettes?" |
 Occupant: Sunrise Semester presents "Free Base Your Way to a Degree" |
 E_B_A: "I'm afraid you were a bit hasty in claiming these were the lost stone tablets of the original Ten Commandments." "How so?" "Well this one starts off, 'Here I sit, broken hearted...'" |
 Mr13: Oooh she's starting to look good, only a few more breaths... |
 E_B_A: All too late, Phil realized a bowling ball was the farthest thing from a floatation device. |
 GuloGulo: "You call that a puke, you son of a bitch? There's not even any blood in it! Come one, put some english on it!" |
 Artanas: "He said I had legs." "But you don't know how to use them." "Ah, true." *CRASH* |
 HanoverF: That grass intentionally tripped me! |
 SpinyNorma: Being a true gentleman, Steve slapped himself for getting fresh. |
 GuloGulo: Roger had become so desensitized that he became unaware when he would slap his wife. |
 SpinyNorma: Spider Man kills a little time in between crime fighting. |