 E_B_A: "'Mary's Breasts?' Funny stuff... but 'Steve's Testicles?' I swear Jazz, you go too far sometimes." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Cerg: "Want a little head?" "No thanks ma'am. I've already got one." |
 TravisBickle: Now on the Nedmiller Channel: Talking with Furniture - "So you come from the east?" *creak* "Ahh interesting." |
 TravisBickle: As Nedmiller continued to sew the last kitten into his masterpiece, his wife tiptoed closer and closer, ready to sink the scissors into his jugular. I DON'T GET IT! |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "Let me speak to the bloated black hockey puck." I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: "I can save your life! I can do CPR! I swear! Oh! 'Happy Days' is on!" That's next on Easily Distracted Man! I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: "I understand you've joined NAMBLA..." "Here to chastise me Reverand?" "Chastise!? Lord no! I'm the welcoming comittee!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 E_B_A: "Mother! Karo syrup and red food coloring!" "NEXT!" |
 GotMilk: Wholesome Spice. |
 E_B_A: "Never fear Citizen! Doppleganger Man is here to save you! What!? What are you looking at!?" |  Artanas: "EBA! Leave that nun alone THIS INSTANT!" "But!" "Put down that barb wire!" "Aww...always gotta ruin it..." "You're evil!!" |
 Shifter: "The Kittens-In-A-Sack Aquanaut Spectacular," brought to you by your friends at Poorly Researched Theater. I DON'T GET IT! |
 TravisBickle: Never could figure out why the doorbell at Don Lapre's one bedroom apartment read, "Oooh, that tickles. I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: "Well? How's it going Hank?" "Having a problem drawing this turtle Bart" "Might wanna try him with clothes on." "Hey, you might be on to something there!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Angel_Noir: When Balloon Animals Attack! |