 Cerg: "Good lord! The whole squadron is crashing into the airfield! Isn't the radar guidance working?" "Radar? Ooh. Maybe I should pull my Eggos out of there then..." |
 Seltaeb: "...oh, I get it. Cathy can't fit in that dress. Ha ha ha!" |
 HanoverF: "This is Walt Disney calling all the ships at sea, I just want to say... Surrender now, we are the true master race! Hey! Let me go, I'm not done yet!" |
 keogh: To him, there was no real distinction between a picnic and robbing a bank, and that was really Gordon's problem in a nutshell. |
 Artanas: "Yup....see that one? That one's my husband" |
 Cerg: "I can't see a damn thing!" "That's the blackboard sir, the window's on the other side of the room." |
 E_B_A: "Well sir... since I have no arms, could you fill out your speeding ticket for me? Sir? SIR!? *VRMMMMMM!* Now how am I gonna get on my bike again!?" |
 TravisBickle: "I got stung. Suck the poison out." "I don't see any bite marks." "So? Orders are orders, private!" |
 Pazuzu: "Now....see here captain, this is the route I'm going to take.....well, once I find my red hood that is." |
 Occupant: "I didn't realize you lived so close to the Grand Canyon." "That's a painting, you fool!" |
 RussThornton: Give gramma the blue pills and she'd agree to anything. |
 cdevidal: "Igor, bring me more testicles." "For the monster, master?" "Monster? What monster?" |
 E_B_A: That caeserian could have been performed sooner. |
 Artanas: "It isn't pretty, but it does the trick." "You have a strange idea of dentistry." "Ah, you mean 'unique'!" "No actually, I mean disturbing." |
 Sanagi: "I've replaced my wife's head with a cantaloupe. There have been some unfortunate side effects-" "You're mad!" "Please, let's focus on the task at hand." |