 cdevidal: Tommy wasn't like other boys- and his pet marlin seemed to agree. |
 E_B_A: "Susan... we've been meaning to ask you about-" "WHAT MANATEE!?" "Er..." "There's no manatee!" "Okay... about the fish you sneak into your room each day..." |
 TravisBickle: "Inserting the manatee." *sscruunnch* "Yeeoww!" "Manatee inserted." |
 E_B_A: "I hope you don't mind if I form my own coccoon." "Sure. Why not!" "Can I use my acetalyne torch back here!" "Of course!" "I need to dissect this cadaver!" "I'm game." |
 Cerg: "Here Tom. Have another drink." |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "You said we'd see Lookout Point." "And so you shall." <ziiiip> |
 E_B_A: Bert and Ernie in Pulp Fiction: "What do you mean you shot George Bailey!?" "We went over a bump in the road!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 Seltaeb: "That's odd...why would they put razor-thin wire in the middle of a freew--" *slice* *plop plop* |
 Jazzsoda: You call this a suicide note? *pssssh* Hack! |
 Artanas: "Well, I looked through Timmy's room, no sign of Lassie. Funny thing in there though, everywhere you look, steak bones...piles of hair too." |
 E_B_A: Steve was stressed and could only think of strangling his wife. Little did he know of his own telekinetic powers. |
 keogh: "And you used penny nails for that?" "Yep." "And... dear God...is that a human baby's skin?!" "Hey, now, us master carpenters can't give all our secrets away." |
 E_B_A: Roger often had hopes of a ventriliquist act. But those dummies were so expensive. And surely his wife could withstand the pain of a hollow pelvis. |
 keogh: Judith couldn't wait to try out her new butcher block set: "Honey, I have a surprise for you!" "Hot apple pie?" "Come here and I'll show you." |
 Cerg: "Bob would have gotten away from the killer if only he had read the sign that said 'pull.'" |