 E_B_A: "I'm interested in your investment Higgins but must you keep using my hands as ashtrays?" |
 Tumbler: "June ... why don't we just cancel our subscription ... the garden's getting mighty full of paperboys, you know." |
 JediClone: The Pop-Up version of The Necronomicon was a much bigger seller than anyone ever expected... I DON'T GET IT! |
 Goob: "The study lamp is rebelling! Oh, why was Man so prideful to think he could handle such uncontrollable technology?" |
 Artanas: Cameron Diaz IS.... very very high. Next slide... |
 E_B_A: "Please leave the room sweetheart. Daddy's busy with the IRS man..." |
 Generik: "I'm takin' this ear with me, June... just for safekeepin', you understand." "Aw, pa... you still haven't give me back my pinky from last week!" |
 E_B_A: "Excuse us Sir but we'd like to rent a room." "This is the morgue." "Well, a slab for my wife then..." |
 Hippie: Just a minute, Jenkins. This badger is almost finished giving birth to me. |
 Occupant: Most people's bathroom stench doesn't carry past a closed door. Then there's Betty. |
 E_B_A: "About the tea party sir..." "Silence Jenkins! I'm negotiating." "Those are dolls sir." "Hush!" "There's no tea. It's air." "You're fired, Jenkins." "Yes sir." |
 TravisBickle: "Travis, you made the papers again." "Really, Jodie? Supercool! Heh heh." I DON'T GET IT! |
 JediClone: Hey kids! Can you guess what the cinematographer's on? Write down your guess on a 5x3 card and send it to... |
 MrTim: The head of Fuchi America was found dead in his living room with a javelin in the base of his skull. Lone Star Security has no suspects. |
 keogh: "This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. At least, I don't remember dicing her up like that and tearing up the floorboards." I DON'T GET IT! |