 __: Credits of the Corn |
 Brakster: I'll take Mexico for $1955 Alex. |
 E_B_A: ...will not be seen tonight! Ha! |
 __: "Dorothy moaned deeply as the Tin Man, Scarecrow, & Cowardly Lion started the gangbang." |
 Jazzsoda: Norman went down the long, lonely road of paranormal research after his shadow goosed him on the way out of the office one day. |
 Cerg: Bill thought he could lower his long distance charges by shortening the phone cord. |
 KINGDINOSAUR: Now Arthur could honestly tell the guys that he got his hand into Peggy's drawers. |
 Seltaeb: It wasn't a very good hotel. Every afternoon at 4PM, Reagan would wander in the lobby, fill his Depends, and wait for someone to apply the baby powder. |
 Artanas: Looks like Walter's been using Plaster of Paris where he should've been using Preperation-H |
 Cerg: Jim had secretly wanted to pick the patterns himself. |
 Jazzsoda: Mort would just stand there, next to the radio, drumming his fingers on the mantle, looking to see if anyone thought he was really playing the keyboard. |
 Shifter: Dr. Monroe always felt it was a good therapy session if he left his patient sobbing in a fetal ball. |
 Seltaeb: Elastic Girl can give hand jobs from across the room! |
 E_B_A: At night, Bill's lamp would steal from his wallet. |
 Occupant: The steel plate in her head picked up Hanson. Pretty neat trick for 1948. |