 Artanas: "Yes, funny. I love it. More." |
 tadpole: "I'm gonna go check my oil... I think I'm running a few quarts low, I keep hearing this knocking noise in my head." "No dear, someone's at the door! Go get it!" |
 Artanas: ACTION PANTS to the rescue! |
 Cerg: "Damn you honey! I told you not to touch it! From now on, the Weber grill goes everywhere I do!" |
 Artanas: "Table for two mister Trenchcoat? Smoking? Right this way......right this.....hello?" |
 Artanas: "Martini mister shrubbery? By all....oh, hello mister Twig, looking good..." |
 Artanas: "They may not understand you mister Lava Lamp, but I do. I'll get them to listen, one way or another..." |
 Angel_Noir: "What's that booze? You bought me a present? Lets see...Hey! More booze! Thanks booze!" |
 E_B_A: "And because the muderer left the one vital clue, the December issue of Life Magazine, I can say without any doubt that the killer was... YOU, COFFEE TABLE!" |
 Artanas: "Oh, only you can know the heavenly ways of men so well, beautiful banana....c'mon, gimmie some sugar..." |
 Shifter: "What's that, left ear? You say Timmy's fallen down the well? Let's go!" |
 Artanas: "Yes madam, allow me to converse with my legal partner for a moment. Thank you... Mister Foreskin, what would you suggest?" |
 Mr13: "You know, I like these quiet times Martha, where I'm home alone, I can take you out of your casket and just...cuddle." |
 JediClone: One of the climactic end scenes from "It's A Godawful Life"... *running* *flips the bird* Fuck you lamp-post! Fuck you Safeway! Fuck you mailbox!..." |
 Artanas: Meanwhile on "Fun With Doorknobs"... |