 E_B_A: "It's a quite simple and quick weight loss program. We attach this small explosive to your pasty belly, step back, and BOOM! Welcome to the thinner you." |
 keogh: "Which means, of course, that (dramatic pause) the butler did it!" (pause) "But...Eli...YOU'RE the butler." "Damn. I knew this seemed too easy for some reason." |
 Nachtzerher: Look, I told you the salad fork goes on the left!!!!! |
 Artanas: "Eureka!" "You found the problem doctor?" "Problem? Heavens no, I have a habit of spontaneously achieving orgasm." "Oh." |
 E_B_A: An important moment in the career of the Carpenters: "I tell ya Karen. You could stand to lose a few pounds. I know I'm just your manager but gee..." |
 Cerg: "Damn. That's the 3rd date that's commited suicide on me this week." |
 keogh: "Well, gooo-lee, sarge, have I got a 45 caliber surprise, surprise, surprise for you..." |
 cdevidal: "Hmm, the canary died. Time to change my socks." |
 Balderdash: "Aw, honey come look at him resting so peacefully." "Yeah... do you smell something burning?" |
 Artanas: "Hey Mary, you sure tumbleweed are good for wipin?" "Yes dear." "Okay, if you say sooooooo..." |
 E_B_A: "Well, let's see if we managed to snag any lobsters on my wall today..." |
 Seltaeb: "Excuse me, Satan, but I believe you got stripes." <giant firey hole opens up> "...okay! Okay! You can have solids!" |
 Sunflash_the_Mace: I'm done polishing this corner of your desk with my ass sir. Do you want me to lick the windows clean now? |
 Seltaeb: "Why did I get a negative polarity full-length mirror, anyway?" |
 Jazzsoda: "Hey hon, look at this! There's a little needle here and when I push the pedal harder it races with the numbers. Let's see who'll win!" *brrrrrrr* |