 Seltaeb: Wave your prosthetic limbs up in the air. Wave your prosthetic limbs like you just don't care. |
 Angel_Noir: From the Doctor Who Collection: "Daleks' Mother." I DON'T GET IT! |
 cdevidal: Gravestones for the blind |
 Seltaeb: For those of you who wanted to see a stiffie plunged into a box... |
 Occupant: Like you would ever slip roofies in my coffee . . . NAKED! MUST GET NAKED!!! TAKE ME! TAKE ME!!! |
 Seltaeb: You know that she's the one for you when she casually leaves her spleen in your apartment just before she leaves. |
 Shifter: "Hank, if that's not you squeezing my thigh, then who is it?" |
 E_B_A: "Here's your complimentary bag of entrails..." |
 cdevidal: "Mr. President I didn't see any of this in the job description!" |
 Generik: It puts the lotion on its skin... pass it on... I DON'T GET IT! |
 TravisBickle: June 26... Tasted human flesh today. Gamey but spiritual. July 6... Told Betty that Billy went off to camp. She doesn't suspect a thing. |
 Jazzsoda: What was that smell? Hmmm, maybe skunk scrotum didn't make the best bowtie after all... Nah! |
 E_B_A: If your idea of foreplay involves preparing the Whoopie Coushin, some counseling might be in line. |
 Mr13: Man, Augusta golf courses sure arent being subtle. |
 E_B_A: Guess who just found a new use for the milking machine... |