 E_B_A: "I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV..." |
 Occupant: . . . and Edgar Winter as Lois Lane |
 JediClone: ... so then I stuffed Pickles' body in the trunk of my car... What're you givin me that goofy look for Rob?... What do you mean you called the cops? We're pals! I DON'T GET IT! |
 Angel_Noir: Beverly Hills 1890. "Damn thee, Dylan!" "A pox on thy house, Brandon!" "Heretic!" "Loyalist!" "Hey kids, don't do drugs!" "Wordeth!" |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "Luuucy! Where is little Ricky?" "I gave him to a Black man in exchange for his coat." "LUUUCCCCYY!" "Now, Ricky. You haven't even seen the fedora yet." |
 keogh: "Today on 'This Olde Crawlspace,' Ed Gein takes us on a tour of his fruit cellar, and later we'll hear about some do-it-yourself projects from John Wayne Gacy." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Shifter: "Hello children, and welcome to another episode of 'Inappropriate Bedtime Stories.' *ahem. Once upon a time, there was a leprous whore who owned a bucket..." |
 AgentQ: "Hey, come back he--" *RIP* *bleed* "Ooh, sorry." That's tomorrow on Leperman! |
 HanoverF: Shirley Temple in 'The Littlest Bitch in Alcatraz' |
 Occupant: Now back to "The Young Uncle Fester Chronicles" |
 E_B_A: "So, Mengele..." "Yes, Adolph?" "I just flew back from the bunker and boy are my arms tired..." *AUDIENCE LAUGHTER* |
 HanoverF: "Mr. Smith Goes to the Dark Side" "You heard me, money talks, Bullshit walks!" |
 Occupant: We now return to "Donkey Kong: The Series" |
 GuloGulo: The new "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" is considerably darker. The Trolley is ridden with bullet holes and Fred only wears black leather. |
 Occupant: Now back to "Knight Rider: 1943" |