 SirMildredPierce: Damn it.. I can't get to sleep with that damn Light Out sign illuminating the whole room like that. |
 Occupant: A radio controlled sherrif? Will the technological wonders never end? |
 Occupant: Government Training Film #45,862: "So The California Raisins Went Kamikaze On Your Ass" I DON'T GET IT! |
 TravisBickle: Government Training Film #6947276: So You've Managed to Shroud the World in Darkness and Now It's Time to Set the Ransom. |
 E_B_A: "Actually, I have ANOTHER disembodied head a little lower off camera if you're inter - no? okay then..." |
 Occupant: Would you believe I have Barbara Crampton strapped naked to a table? I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: "Maxwell House! Woo, good to the fucking last drop! Ha! Nurse??? *THUD*" |
 E_B_A: "A fellah can get used to almost anything. One time I stapled my testes to a merry-go-round and gave 'er a few spins." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Occupant: Hello. I'm Boris Karloff. Welcome to my video seminar "How to Win Friends and REALLY Influence People." |
 E_B_A: "A fellah can get usta almost anything. I use my underpants as an ant farm." |
 Seltaeb: "Let's try this again... Welcome to our--" "My socks! I have such pretty socks!!" "Gert, this time, it's the tube for you." I DON'T GET IT! |
 Artanas: "Why, hello Gert. How are you today?" "I BURIED MY FOOT!" "That's nice." |
 Artanas: "What's for dinner Gert?" "I SCRUBBED MY NOSE!" "Ah, yummy." |
 Artanas: "That's nice Gert. No, could you let the badger out of your mouth now? I think he wants out" |
 Artanas: "Oh, hi Gert." "I LICKED THE OUTLET!" "That's nice, bye." "STAPLED MY KNEES TOGETHER!" "Ah..." |