 keogh: Reed Fillmore, world's stupidest butler. He hates turning the lights out after the master has gone to bed. Unscrewing those hot bulbs always burns his hand. |
 AgentQ: Ronald was compelled to leave the room. He could barely tolerate the notion of golden showers, but this green chunky shower idea of Rob and Meg's was too much. |
 E_B_A: As Leona Helsmley accidently drops the bucket of water on herself, the sweatshop full of winged monkeys cheers with glee. |
 keogh: Marvin suffers a crisis of conscience during his night shift: his wife forgot to pack his lunch, and surely no one would miss just ONE body... |
 Jazzsoda: Jack the Ripper caught most of his victims off-guard by suddenly springing out of the chests of their dates. |
 Shifter: Jim's office party took an interesting turn when he noticed he was the only guest with a reflection. |
 keogh: As a young man, aimless and without purpose, Cap'n Crunch was given to molesting women and shouting, "Keep me soggy in your milk!" Sick fuck. |
 Shifter: "Uh, Bob, the Angel of Death just walked into my office. I think I'm gonna have to call you back." |
 Mr13: Bob had been off of the Subway for a half an hour before he realized someone had stolen his nipples. |
 Shifter: Not really understanding the basic concept of mirrors, Stanley was horrified when he was approached by his doppleganger. |
 Dibbley: John Hurskerbrugmeister: Inventor of the Naughty Barbie. |
 Seltaeb: Darren really needed those stiff drinks whenever grandpa started his spontaneous pelvic thrust spells. |
 Jazzsoda: Some folks are said to have a green thumb, a certain talent with plants. Jerry had a black thumb. He said it was 'cause he was into pudding. We don't know. |
 Mr13: Martha never really cared about flaunting her jock itch in public. |
 keogh: Dean thought his luck was in: He was making passes at twins and they were both digging his action! Then he realized it was a mirror... |