 MrTim: They're performing an autopsy on a Slinky. |
 E_B_A: "Gee... I though an Ouiji Board would be fun... this is just stupid... Ronald's epilepsy doesn't help either..." |
 GuloGulo: Guests always tried to look the other way when Alfred would start demonstrating how he "loves his house." |
 Jazzsoda: Mother was always proud of Stanley, well up until she found out he'd spent seven years sculpting a statue of Satan out of bile. |
 keogh: It's not many mechanics who will give you same-day service, offer low prices, and accompany you home that night to sing Broadway showtunes. |
 Goob: "While the true 'Lucy' show will give you eternal laughs, the fake 'Lucy' show will take them from you." |
 KINGDINOSAUR: "Now, now Harvey, give me back my nose. I'm not going drinking with you anymore if you keep grabbing my nose between your fingers." |
 Jazzsoda: "I keep trying to tell you honey, this face doesn't peel off! That other one was a Halloween mask!" |
 Tumbler: <CRACK> " ... That ought to shut the bastard up ... oh, damn ... he hadn't assembled Tommy's bike yet." |
 Jazzsoda: I hear that "white blood cell" pattern on the drapes was really big back in the Twilight Zone. |
 Artanas: "Hey honey, check out my new industrial meat grinder. Works for cows you know." "Really! Why did...hey...hey put me down!" *WOOSH* *SPLAT* *CRUNCH* |  Cerg: "Guess which hand has your heart medication in it and you can have one. Sorry, wrong one. But here's a tic tac." |
 E_B_A: "A magic spell to make one's face slide off!? Phooey!" *TING!* |
 AgentQ: Harold's party wasn't going as he expected. |
 JediClone: Tired of the breast jokes, Mary shoves her ass at the screengrabber. But the magic just wasnt there... I DON'T GET IT! |