 E_B_A: "Hey son..." "Dad! It's 3:37 in the morning!" "Son... help me start the leaf blower." "Not again Dad!" "But the leaves... they're invading!" "Go to bed!" I DON'T GET IT! |
 keogh: "Dad, they've turned off the power." "Read." "It's been 12 years." "Read!" "I'm 18. I'm just not going to get it." "READ!" "<sigh> See Dick. See Jane..." |
 Artanas: "HUZZAH!!! I am Frankenstein's Monster!! *bonk* Ouch, my toe! HUZZAH!!! I am The Deadly Toe Creature Of Mars!" "Dad?" |
 AgentQ: "Dammit! Can't you see I'm vacuuming! Go bother your mother, she's in the shuttle! Go!" |
 E_B_A: "Would you eat them on a boat? Would you eat them with a goat?" "Dad. You're scaring my date..." |
 keogh: "Dad, can I throw these cookies out now? They're getting kind of moldy and I don't think Santa..." "HE'S COMING, DAMMIT!" "Can we at least ditch the milk?" |
 E_B_A: "Talk you stupid yo-yo!" "Dad! It can't talk! Give me my yo-yo!" "Mine! Now talk! Tell me your name! Talk!" |
 Artanas: "Is there something wrong dad? Something you should tell me?" "My fingers..." "Yeah." "They're plotting against me, gonna chop off the bastards!" "Again?" |
 TravisBickle: "I'm Cleopatra! Queen of Queens!" "Dad, get down off the table!" "Hush boy, I have a kingdom to rule." "You're crazy." "Arrogance! Seize him!" |
 Artanas: "Son, it's about time we told you about the birds and the beeswax slowly dripping onto a firm ass..." "Dad!" "Better to be safe than oily son." |
 E_B_A: "There! I'm invisible!" "But all you did was close your eyes. We can all see you." "Shut up! I'm invisible!" "Okay. Anyone for Uno?" |
 Seltaeb: "Jack, we have to go now!" "But the ceiling fan... it begs me to jump up to him for a closer look..." |
 Jazzsoda: "It would be a vallant fight to the death, a joust of brave souls in the arena of mortal combat..." "HAROLD! Have you killed that spider yet?" "Time was short!" |
 E_B_A: "No really. I can levitate. Wait... brrrrrrzzzzz..." "Should I ask why you're making airplane noises?" |
 Artanas: "I enjoy being a potted plant, mhmm, yes I do...FIGARO!" "Daddy?" "Bite your tongue Timmy, you're a bastard remember?" "WAAAAA!" |