 Hippie: Someone mounted their best game of "Trouble" ever on that wall! |
 Scouty: "You're Ross?" "Yep. Nice happy day we're having!" "You do that 'Joy of Painting' on PBS?" "Yep!" *BLAM* "There's your happy cloud right there, buddy!" |
 AgentQ: Tonight on Fox, "When Maggots Fart," an in-depth and unfortunate special! |
 E_B_A: "Dear Mom- can't take the jokes at school anymore- leaving forever- love, Tom Thumb." |
 Angel_Noir: "What's that perfume?" "It's by Calvin Klien. It's called 'Restraining Order'." "Interesting. May I stalk you sometime?" |
 Dibbley: Bob the Happy Vampire eyes another victim. His preferred method cannot be explained without offending most people. |
 animebabe: Grandma was cool, she didn't have a painting of dinosaurs... she had photos WITH dinosaurs. |
 Jazzsoda: Those internet romances always end like this when you get to the "send me a photo" stage, never fails. |
 E_B_A: Sure they laughed. They all laughed. That was before Dr. Hartley found out about Mr. Carlin's arson habit. |
 Artanas: What little Timmy failed to realize was that his prosthetic leg is still in it's case...*CRASH* |
 TravisBickle: I don't care if they said my methods were insane. I'm still the best insurance salesman in the midwest. Isn't that right, beam of pure energy? |
 Hippie: Horror has a new name. Jeffrey Jones IS "The Pouter"! You WILL feel bad! You WILL be sorry! |
 ReynardTFox: "Welcome to the Kristofferson Group. With me tonight are Billy Baldwin, Corey Feldman, and musical guest Hammer. Tonight's topic: Kill Us, Please." |
 E_B_A: "Time to leap from the airplane, Mr. Quayle!" "Where's my parachute?" "On that grassy field down there." "Oh! Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy..." |
 Tumbler: Pitching a campground. |