 AAAron333: Dolly Parton's shadow would always give her away. |
 Seltaeb: Dolly Parton always keeps a spare implant in cold storage for emergencies. |
 Brakster: Then, she baffled them both when she whipped out her GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card! |
 shifter: "Oh, baby... Oh, baby... Oh... uh... uh, baby? You're putting too much pressure on my carotid artery......baby, I'm passin..." |
 E_B_A: Hollywood Squares: Plum Fairy Edition |
 Artanas: Make certain your boy-meat has the Gacy seal of approval. |
 Sunflash_The_Mace: Hey! I just got it! It's either two faces looking at each other or a candlestick! What a cool optical illusion! And only 20 years of research to get it! |
 Tomalek: What's really in Oscar Meyer Franks ... |
 TravisBickle: Exactly how liquored up does Newt Gingrich have to be in order to convince him to serendade the workers with, "(Say It Loud) I'm Black and I'm Proud?" |
 E_B_A: "It's a note from my mom. It says my bedwetting is getting out of control..." |
 Artanas: Woops, so much for Carl's secret stash of 'Celebrity Colostomy Bags of the Recently Deceased'! Pity, that was a collectors edition... |
 E_B_A: "And the great thing about Shetland Ponies? Indoor steeple chase, man!" |
 Tumbler: "Honey... I think he's saying there's room for us to pull forward." |
 E_B_A: "Bill, we now how fearful you are of the medical profession, but we all feel it's in your best interests to see a doctor about that inflamed earlobe... NOW!" |
 Xigeous: Look behind you! Look behind you! It's Nessy! |