 JediClone: Up a little more.... now move the left side over... more... No, she's still crooked... Try hanging her on a different wall. |
 E_B_A: Gilligan of the Corn |
 keogh: "You have pouty lips, full, heaving breasts, and dynamite legs that just won't quit." "So I get the job?" "Job?" |
 kilroy105: "Mrs. Clinton... I know your income will be lacking once Bill's out of office and you lose the New York election..." "Lapre, get the hell out of here!" |
 Mr13: "I love you too Chewbacca!" |
 E_B_A: "Now I'm going to try it while urinating." "I never should have bought you that Sit 'N' Spin..." "WHEEE!" |
 Antahn: "THE DOLPHIN BIT MY ARMS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Well Johnathan, you should't have teased him like that." |
 E_B_A: Somehow, "Day of the Bedsheets" just didn't pack the terror audiences were hoping for and it turned out to be a box office disappointment. |
 Occupant: Phil... have you seen that saline breast implant? It's around here somewhere. |
 Occupant: All right, Mr. Sheets, a deal is a deal. Here's our first born child. |
 E_B_A: Things get a little wierd in the NRA meetings when Charlton Heston announces "Omega Week." |
 PsychoJungleCat: Greg realizes the Witness Protection Dating Service was a mistake from the start. |
 Artanas: Spiffy Kreuger didn't get to scare many kids... poor guy... |
 HanoverF: The videophone, taking obsene phonecalls to a whole other level |
 E_B_A: "Taaaaaaaaaaaaake onnnnnnnnnn meeeeeeeeee..." "Take on me!" "Praaaaaaaaaaise Baaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaal" "Praise Ba-WHAT!?" |